Born bald. Still bald. Easily distracted. Husband of beautiful Becky <see below>, father of a litter of little girls.
Words to live by: "A person's a person, no matter how small" -Dr. Seuss
This life is meaningless void of love and relationships.
Big hair, don't care. Mother of a litter of little girls.
Father, friend, justice initiator, production roaster.
High school yearbook quote: “Don’t be good, be great; after government cheese, we eatin’ steak”.